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Breaking: Colin Kaepernick Loses Brand Deals Worth $50 Million After Comments About Harrison Butker.

In a shocking turn of events, former NFL quarterback and activist Colin Kaepernick has reportedly lost brand deals worth $50 million following his recent comments about Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker. Known for his outspoken nature and strong stance…

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Just in: Following Tomlin’s lead, Mike McCarthy Declares, ‘Dallas Cowboys won’t kneel during the anthem’

The ripple effects of Mike Tomlin’s controversial decision to ban anthem kneeling continue to traverse the vast expanse of the NFL. The latest coach to draw a line in the sand is none other than Mike McCarthy, leading the helm…

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Just in: Whoopi Goldberg Gets Schooled By Elon Musk For Being A Bully On The View

In our age of viral content and 280-character commentaries, it isn’t often that live television still manages to truly surprise us. That’s primarily because our TV hosts have seemingly mastered the art of managing celebrities, navigating controversies, and, of course,…

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Breaking: Denzel Washington Declines Disney’s $50 Million Project, ‘They’re Too Woke’

In a shocking turn of events, Denzel Washington, the actor known for his nuanced portrayals of complex characters, has turned down a whopping $50 million project with Disney. The reason? According to Washington, Disney is “just too woke” for him….

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“No Woke People Allowed Here”: Roseanne Barr Throws Robert Deniro Out Of Her Show

In a recent and unexpected twist within the entertainment industry, Roseanne Barr, a name synonymous with controversy and candidness, has made headlines again. This time, it’s for her decision to remove the legendary actor Robert De Niro from her latest…

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Breaking: Guy Fieri Throws Robert De Niro Out Of His Restaurant, “Go Dine In Some Woke Place”

In an unexpected twist in the world of celebrity dining, culinary star Guy Fieri made headlines by reportedly ejecting legendary actor Robert De Niro from one of his popular restaurants. The reason? Fieri, known for his spiky hair and larger-than-life…

Breaking: Elon Musk Is Considering Owning ABC, “I’m Going To Cancel Woke The View”

In the latest chapter of his entrepreneurial saga, Elon Musk is reportedly considering the acquisition of ABC, one of the largest and most influential television networks in the United States. This potential move comes with a bold promise to “cancel…

Breaking: NFL Coaches Announce Permanent Ban on Pride Month Celebrations, “No Place for This Wokeness”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the sports world and wider society, a group of NFL coaches has announced a permanent ban on Pride Month celebrations within their teams. The decision, accompanied by the declaration that there…