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Breaking: Guy Fieri Kicks Robert De Niro Out Of His Restaurant, “Find Some Woke Place To Go”

In a surprising turn of events, the usually jovial and easy-going celebrity chef Guy Fieri reportedly kicked Hollywood legend Robert De Niro out of his

Breaking: CMT Announces Permanent Boycott of Taylor Swift, “Her Music Is Worse Than Garth Brooks'”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the country music community and beyond, Country Music Television (CMT) has announced a permanent boycott of Taylor

Whoopi Goldberg Stops The View to Confront Audience Member for Filming with His Camera: ‘Don’t Pull It Out Again’

Whoopi Goldberg wasn’t too happy when an audience member took a moment to record ‘The View’ on Tuesday.

Breaking: Elon Musk To Launch His Own New Phone To Compete With Apple, “Woke Apple Is Finished”

In a bold move that could potentially reshape the landscape of the tech industry, Elon Musk has announced plans to launch his own smartphone, directly

Breaking: Michael Jordan Rejects $200 Million Commercial Opportunity with LeBron James, “He’s A Woke Crybaby”

In a move that has sent ripples through both the sports and advertising worlds, Michael Jordan, the basketball legend and global icon, recently made headlines

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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Kicks Lia Thomas Out Of His Restaurant, ‘Woke People Don’t Dine Here’

In a move that has stirred the pot beyond the culinary world, renowned chef Gordon Ramsay reportedly made headlines with a controversial decision to ask Lia Thomas, a notable figure associated with discussions on inclusivity and gender identity in sports,…

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Breaking: Greta Thunberg Says, “All Guitars Must Be Electric By 2027”.

In a statement that caught the music industry by surprise, environmental activist Greta Thunberg has declared that all guitars should be electric by 2027. Thunberg, known for her candid and formidable stance on environmental issues, argues that this radical shift…

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Candace Owens Goes Nuclear: Lia Thomas Should Be Banned From Women’s Sports

Candace Owens, the political commentator who never shies away from a controversial statement, has once again ignited a firestorm of debate. This time, it’s over the increasingly polarizing figure of Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer making waves both in and…

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Breaking: Jimmy Kimmel’s Show Hits Record Low Viewership After Robert De Niro Appearance

In a surprising turn of events, “Jimmy Kimmel Live” recently received its lowest TV rating in history following an episode featuring legendary actor Robert De Niro. The show, which has enjoyed a strong following since its debut in 2003, saw…